Wednesday Uniform beach bag

Conformity is for the colorful. Even if societal norms (or your annoyingly cheerful friends) drag you to the sun-drenched horror of a beach, do it on your own terms. The 'Wednesday Uniform' beach bag, inspired by Nevermore’s finest, is deceptively spacious for your essentials: perhaps a banned grimoire, a cello pick, or simply the darkest sunglasses known to mankind. It won't smile for you, but it will carry your burdens with an appropriate air of elegant disdain. Acquire it, before Thing does.