Wednesday microfibre beach towel

Embrace your inner outcast. This Wednesday microfiber beach towel isn't just for drying off; it's a declaration. Whether you're lounging by a suspiciously still pool or contemplating the void on a windswept beach, its quick-drying, morbidly stylish design is perfect. So delightfully dark, even Thing would give it a thumbs up. Ideal for those whose souls are as absorbent as its fibers. Don't just go to the beach. Haunt it.