The Lord of the Rings Gollum adult t-shirt

My precious... my only precious... Imagine Gollum's delight when he sees you in this shirt! Embrace your inner Smeagol and wear this 'The Lord of the Rings Gollum' tee with pride. It's more than just a shirt; it's a treasure, a gift, a lovely present for your wretched self! Don't let others get their grimy hands on it first, snatch it now before it slips away like the Ring itself. Be swift, be cunning, be... precious.