Marvel Ball Keychain Deadpool

Your keys are practically screaming for an upgrade from their current state of existential dread, and who am I to deny them? Snag this Deadpool Ball Keychain and let the Merc with a Mouth (in adorable, non-talkative ball form) guard your essentials. It's round, it's red, it's ridiculously cool, and won't try to sell you timeshares. Doesn't utter a peep (thankfully for your sanity and mine), but it’s pure, concentrated awesomeness to make finding your keys slightly less of a heroic feat. Go on, treat yourself – Wade Wilson approved, probably after a chimichanga.