Dr. Doofenshmirtz & Perry the Platypus Card Holder

Behold! The Dr. Doofenshmirtz & Perry the Platypus cardholder! It's not just for IDs, it's a safe haven from my latest *inator* that would surely vaporize all your important documents! Agent P might try to foil its stylishness, but your essentials will be secure. Perfect for displaying your nefarious plans or simply carrying your subway pass. Order now before I invent an anti-purchase-inator!