Death Note Shinigami U t-shirt

This human world... so much more amusing than the rotting Shinigami Realm. Sometimes, a single juicy apple or a truly interesting mortal is enough to spice up eternity. Wear this shirt to show you see through the world's tedious games and are ready for a new set of rules. Just don't forget my apples. Without them, even the most elaborate plans are just... boring. Heh heh.