Beetlejuice Keychain Handbook of the Recently Deceased

Lost in the Netherworld? Misplaced your keys AND your corporeal form? Don't be a recently deceased dweeb! Snag this Handbook for the Recently Deceased keychain. It won't summon *that* bio-exorcist (thankfully, or maybe not?), but it'll keep your keys from vanishing into the afterlife. Perfect for when you're navigating the spectral plane or just trying to remember where you left your ectoplasm. Get yours before you're just a lingering residue!